Ladies and Gentleman! Boys and Ghouls! Step right up! Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of...Delight! Horror! Fantasy and terror! Your every wish is our command. Your every whimsical desire brought to life. But im warning you...there's always a price! Welcome to the Greatest Show UNEARTHED!
92% of kids have turned to pop. 8% like to headbang and disturb the peace, copy and paste this every were you go
97% of teenage girls are bringing sexy back. copy and paste if you're one of the 3% that sexy never left!!!
-lyrics from the greatest show unearthed by creature feature